...a handsome young prince lived in a beautiful and thriving kingdom. Oh how he loved the kingdom.

Suddenly however, his love of his home was ripped away from him. You see, his eyes had fallen on a lovely maiden. She was not from his kingdom. She dwelled in a faraway land. A desolate, flat, waterless region. A place where only the most hardened of human beings dared to set foot. And yet, for some reason unbeknownst to him, he followed that beautiful girl back to her land. Before he knew what he was doing, he purchased a castle there and settled into the kingdom of Nowhere.

And so, as time went on, this young man began to grow fond of his new surroundings.

'Why not share this beautiful country with the fine folks back in my home kingdom?' he thought to himself one day while out on his daily stroll through Nowhere. 'I know, I'll create beautiful clothing from this region for all to enjoy.' And so he did. He immediately sent his messngers out to find the finest weavers, dyers, sewers and artisans to create the most exquisite textiles that would represent perfectly the land of Nowhere.

And so a clothing line was born.

Today, the fine folks at TimbukTees are proud to carry on that tradition. We've scoured the countryside to find some of the most remote, isolated, hillbilly, podunk, backwoods places known to modern man. Yes, evey location on every shirt we sell really exists, or existed at one time. And now we'd like you to join us in celebrating these little pieces of heaven on earth.

We've chosen the finest shirts, inks and processes to produce a product that is appealing, comfortable, stylish and will last for years. We believe that because of the vintage nature of our shirts, they only get more attractive as they age. So go ahead, spend all day rounding up the cattle and cleaning the barn in one of our exquisite shirts, then when the work is done, don't hesitate to wear it to your favorite local buffet or hoe down.

Take a gander. Kick back and enjoy yourself. And feel free to contact us if you have any questions about our products.

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